Where Did It Come From?

Feces,or poop to us,is a brown,squissy substance that comes out of your buttocks.It is food that you have eaten.It is no longer food so please dont try and eat it again (dogs have yet to figure this out).

God was the first person to take a poop (thats where Earth and the planets came from).When Adam and Eve first got that sensation they didn't know what to do so thats why they died so early in their life.

It wasn't until 1864, when a guy named John Poopus the III first learned you had to squat to get that sensation out of your body. He,along with Henry Toilet and Tom Crapper,invented a place where we could put our poop.

There also was Xavior Tissue Paperis that didn't like that crusty feeling so he invented paper to wipe our buttocks when were done.

If your poop is ever green or red (even if it is Christmas) please go see a doctor immedently.You may also have a small piece of skin grow next to your buttocks hole, that is a very painful thing,but can be taken care of with cream or surgery.

If you have any other questions about poop or life in general (I also have a PHd in urineology) please e-mail me and I will get back to you as soon as I can.Thank you for your time and i hoped you learned something.Good bye and happy pooping!!