Here's The Step By Step Instructions

Once You Have Got A Sensation Down Below

1. Enter Bathroom(If in the woods, a tree will have to do).
2. Turn on light.
3. Locate Toilet.
4. Proceed to pull down pants or what not to approximently 2 feet from the floor.
5. Center yourself on the toilet.To far ahead or to far behind could cause serious damage to your buttocks and cause a serious mess.
6. Push with force until veins pop out of your forehead. If nothing exits please try again.Push until the sensation down below is releived. Please courtesy flush if nessecary!
7. Tinkle a little bit.
8. Proceed to pull 4 to 5 pieces of toilet tissue from the roll.(Roll should be over the top,if not,please change it.Its bad manners)
9. Wipe butt crack good using the leaning over on one check method or the standing up method.If not wiped good it could cause some irration down below.
10. Proceed to put used tissue in toilet and flush.
11. Pull up pants or what not.
12. Locate sink and wash hands for a minumium of 1 minute.
13. Dry hands and proceed to exit the bathroom making sure no tissue is stuck to your feet or underwear showing.

You now know how to poop correctly.Thank you for your time, and Happy Pooping!!